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Unioni laiche e serie tv: cerimonie destrutturate ma dal gusto autentico

Sempre più spesso nelle serie tv si vedono unioni e matrimoni laici, all’insegna di autenticità, creatività e celebrazione personale dei legami. Ne parlano Micaela Grosso e Maria Pacini sul numero 5/2024 di Nessun Dogma.

 

Negli ultimi anni, le serie tv hanno iniziato a riflettere i cambiamenti sociali in atto, dedicando sempre più spazio alla rappresentazione di riti di unione e matrimoni laici, ciò di cui ci occuperemo in questo episodio 2 (se vi siete persi l’episodio 1 recuperate subito il numero precedente della rivista, online o cartaceo).

Matrimoni e unioni, con la loro carica emotiva e simbolica, sono terreno fertile per trame originali e fantasiose. Eppure, anche nelle serie più innovative e impensabili, sembra difficile sfuggire all’influenza del modello matrimoniale religioso.

Lo storico Alessandro Barbero, in una puntata del podcast Chiedilo a Barbero (episodio 15: Uccelli di rovo, dedicata alla castità e al celibato dei sacerdoti nella storia e alle usanze matrimoniali ai tempi di Dante) ricorda come il modello del matrimonio cristiano sia talmente radicato nel nostro immaginario collettivo da permeare anche gli scenari più fantastici, come ad esempio la celebre serie Il Trono di Spade: in un’ucronia che ricalca la società medievale, popolata da draghi, streghe e creature mitologiche, il matrimonio del re viene celebrato in un luogo molto simile a una chiesa, con tanto di altare e sacerdote che sembra molto un prete, nonostante nel contesto socio-culturale in cui si svolge la trama si venerino divinità completamente alternative a quelle cristiane.

Eppure, come sottolinea Barbero, nel Medioevo i matrimoni erano tutt’altro che cerimonie religiose: si svolgevano in contesti molto diversi e civili, senza alcuna formalità ecclesiastica. In altre parole, continuiamo a proiettare il nostro presente sul passato, anche in storie che sfidano le leggi della realtà.

Nelle serie tv in cui vengono mostrate cerimonie di unione laiche queste sono spesso presentate come momenti di grande gioia e significato, alla pari dei matrimoni religiosi. I riti di unione, infatti, non sono solo semplici cerimonie formali, ma diventano spesso il fulcro di momenti specifici e importantissimi, ai fini della trama. Le celebrazioni, di fatto, possono mettere in luce le dinamiche relazionali tra i partner, le pressioni familiari e sociali, e i conflitti interni dei protagonisti.

Il matrimonio, da sempre dipinto come il giorno più bello, il sogno perfetto, subisce talvolta una rivoluzione nel grande e piccolo schermo. Modern Family e Friends infatti ci mostrano che la realtà è ben diversa. L’impeccabile cerimonia, con la sua coreografia millimetrata, viene messa a dura prova da imprevisti che svelano la fragilità di un modello preconfezionato.

È proprio nell’imperfetto, nel caos e nelle soluzioni creative che emergono l’autenticità e la profondità dei sentimenti dei protagonisti. Un’istantanea della vita reale, dove l’umanità, con le sue gioie e le sue fragilità, trasforma un evento stereotipato in un’esperienza unica e indimenticabile.

Modern Family, andata in onda per oltre un decennio fino al 2020, e tuttora disponibile sulla piattaforma Disney+, è una serie in grado di offrire uno spaccato autentico e divertente delle – tante – difficoltà ma anche delle gioie di una famiglia allargata e non convenzionale. Questo perché la serie ben riesce, a più riprese, ad affrontare temi delicati con leggerezza e ironia.

Il matrimonio tra Mitch e Cam, uno degli eventi centrali della quinta stagione, è un esempio perfetto di come Modern Family riesca a combinare l’aspetto comico e quello commovente. L’episodio dedicato alle nozze è una vera e propria corsa a ostacoli, un susseguirsi di imprevisti e contrattempi che mettono a dura prova la pazienza degli sposi e dei loro familiari.

La sede iniziale del matrimonio viene resa inagibile a causa di un incendio nelle vicinanze e come se non bastasse Sal, la persona che doveva celebrare la cerimonia, viene improvvisamente ricoverata in ospedale per un parto imminente. Phil, il padre di un’amica, si offre di sostituirla.

I due fidanzati trovano una nuova location per la cerimonia, ma l’altra coppia che aveva annullato il proprio matrimonio, liberando la location, torna sui suoi passi e decide di servirsi della sede originariamente prenotata.

Nonostante le premesse, però, è proprio attraverso queste traversie che fa il suo ingresso la forza dell’intenzione dei due ragazzi ed emerge l’unità della famiglia.

Malgrado le difficoltà, Mitch e Cam riescono a celebrare il loro matrimonio in un’atmosfera intima e gioiosa, circondati dalle persone che amano. Perfino Jay, padre di Mitch, inizialmente diffidente nei confronti dell’omosessualità del figlio, si evolve nel corso della serie e diventa un alleato fondamentale per la buona riuscita della cerimonia, trovando una location improvvisata perfetta e accompagnando il figlio all’altare.

L’episodio del matrimonio di Mitch e Cam rimarca l’importanza della personalizzazione dei riti, anche quando le cose non vanno come previsto. La decisione di spostare la cerimonia più volte, a causa di una serie di imprevisti, dimostra come sia possibile creare un evento unico e significativo anche in circostanze avverse.

Il finale dell’episodio è un momento di grande emozione, in cui tutti i membri della famiglia si riuniscono per celebrare l’amore dei due ragazzi.

La seconda serie tv di cui parleremo è nota, crediamo, anche alle pietre: si tratta di Friends, che racconta le vicende del celeberrimo gruppo di amici composto da Monica, Rachel, Ross, Chandler, Phoebe e Joey.

Per una decade, le peripezie dei sei coinquilini hanno fatto ridere e commuovere milioni di spettatori in tutto il mondo. Ambientata nel cuore di New York, la serie accompagna il pubblico nella narrazione delle gioie e delle difficoltà dell’amicizia, dell’amore e della vita adulta. L’amicizia, tra l’altro, passa a essere, in più casi, famiglia.

Tra i tanti momenti memorabili di Friends, c’è infatti il matrimonio di Monica e Chandler – uno degli eventi più iconici e attesi dai fan – che si trasforma però in una vera e propria commedia degli errori. La puntata costituisce, infatti, un esempio perfetto di come un evento, una cerimonia importante possa trasformarsi in un caos totale a causa di una serie di imprevisti.

Joey, inizialmente scelto come celebrante, viene trattenuto sul set di una soap opera in cui sta lavorando. A questo punto Rachel decide di ingaggiare un prete greco ortodosso che ha appena terminato una celebrazione in un’altra stanza della location. La cerimonia comincia tra gli sguardi attoniti degli invitati.

Appena cominciato il matrimonio Joey riesce, fortunosamente, ad arrivare. Per la fretta non ha con sé gli appunti, non ha un’idea chiara delle fasi, improvvisa il rito. Chi abbia visto la serie sa benissimo che, nonostante tutto, l’amabilità del personaggio passa anche attraverso la sua imprevedibile leggerezza e, in effetti, la sua nota inaffidabilità.

La scelta di un amico come celebrante può essere un’idea ponderata e affettuosa ma, in alcuni casi, può portare a delle complicazioni inaspettate. Una persona non formata, improvvisandosi celebrante, può infatti commettere degli errori.

L’episodio del matrimonio di Monica e Chandler mette in luce, poi, che anche l’evento più importante della nostra vita può essere rovinato dalla disorganizzazione. Un aspetto fondamentale di chi celebra matrimoni a livello professionale è infatti la cura messa nella pianificazione e l’impegno nell’affrontare eventuali imprevisti.

Nonostante l’improvvisazione regni sovrana, Joey riesce a celebrare l’essenza del matrimonio: lo scambio degli anelli, quasi dimenticato in mezzo al caos, le promesse pronunciate a fatica e il fatidico sì. La cerimonia, trasgredendo ogni regola, diventa uno specchio fedele dell’amicizia che lega i tre protagonisti. Dichiarazioni esilaranti, commenti fuori luogo e gesti inaspettati si intrecciano con i momenti più solenni, creando un rito unico e autentico, che riflette l’unicità del loro legame.

Le cerimonie di unione rappresentate nelle sopraccitate serie tv, proprio come talvolta accade per le torte che gli invitati consumano durante il ricevimento, sono state smantellate e riassemblate. Le cerimonie analizzate ricordano infatti quelle torte “destrutturate” in cui gli ingredienti tradizionali vengono presentati in modo inusuale, ma il sapore finale rimane inconfondibile.

Si tratta di un’usanza abbastanza in voga negli ultimi anni, che prevede la rivisitazione di una ricetta tradizionale, usando gli stessi ingredienti della ricetta tradizionale, ma con una disposizione diversa (in altre parole: stessi ingredienti e diversa struttura) che non ne altera il sapore. La consistenza subirà eventualmente un cambiamento, ma chi degusta potrà sicuramente riconoscere nella torta “Foresta nera destrutturata” il gusto caratteristico della ricetta tradizionale.

Anche se le cerimonie subiscono una sorta di “destrutturazione”, il loro senso originario, il motivo per cui esistono, resta chiaro: dichiarare e dichiararsi nuova entità sulla base del legame che unisce le persone coinvolte. L’unione è un momento di passaggio, un rito che sancisce l’inizio di un nuovo capitolo, un’alleanza, una promessa di condivisione.

Nonostante l’intrattenimento televisivo possa semplificare o persino parodiare questo momento, il suo nucleo centrale, ovvero la celebrazione dell’amore e dell’impegno reciproco, resta intatto. La spettatrice e lo spettatore, anche tra una risata e l’altra, percepiscono in modo chiaro questo passaggio, forse ricordando momenti simili della propria vita o sognando il proprio futuro. Dichiarare il proprio amore di fronte a testimoni, sancire un legame, è infatti un gesto universale che può trascendere le mode e le convenzioni sociali.

Se da un lato il mezzo televisivo banalizza questi momenti, dall’altro li rende accessibili a un vasto pubblico, alimentando forse il desiderio di esperienze autentiche e significative.

Le cerimonie laiche, essendo costruite sull’autodeterminazione, la volontà e i valori delle persone che ne sono soggetto e oggetto – magari con l’accompagnamento di una/un celebrante competente – vanno proprio incontro a questa esigenza di autenticità, unicità e densità di significato che è invece scarsamente individuabile in cerimonie religiose nelle quali il focus appunto non sono le persone, ma entità trascendenti e la consacrazione dell’unione alla divinità affinché sia conforme ai dogmi e ai precetti previsti dal culto.

La rappresentazione delle cerimonie laiche nel piccolo schermo permette (finalmente!) di raccontare le storie e le vite di chi pensa di averne una sola.

Micaela Grosso e Maria Pacini

 


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  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.111) 22 novembre 2024 12:52

    ALETH



    THE JESUS LIE



    2019 EDITION ( FIRST EDITION 2005 )



    1. SUMMARY: GOSPELS AS CENTONES


    The age-old quest for the historical jesus is over: there never was a historical jesus.

    Jesus as portrayed by the 4 canonical gospels is a fictional lie.


    Simon bar jair (giora) leader of jewish resistance fighters during the AD 66-70 phase of the AD 66-73 antiroman war gave the gospel fabricators the story they transmogrified into “jesus” ’ resurrection. The gospel lie also stems from the by the gospels skewed and twisted story of a second character in the same war: jesus bar sappha also portrayed by joseph flavius in his book jewish war which is the underlying basis for the gospel liars. Thus it will become clear that the false gospel jesus was the remix of both simon bar jair (simon peter) and jesus bar sappha. Call it patchwork or collage “cento” in latin – a literary genre much in vogue in the II century ce. Ancient rome’s culture especially in all things religious had a knack for ‘syncretism’ or fusion: the romanizing of foreign gods by blending them with roman ones. Gospel jesus is a product of rome’s literary “cento” technique + syncretistic attitude/modus operandi. Minor pieces were added to the mix too such as a jesus bar ananus also a character from joseph flavius’ jewish war. The end-result was a frankenstein jesus – a sum that was the very opposite of its original parts.


    First of all let me produce the 3 irrefutable/ mathematical pieces of evidence that gospel jesus is a lie.


  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.94) 23 novembre 2024 13:18

    2. PATENT GOSPEL LIES: “MATTHEW” 4:8-9

    by Aleth
    2005 2019

    take your “matthew” chapter 4 lines 8 & 9:


    the devil took jesus upon a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory and told him all this I shall give to you if you kneel before me and worship me”.


    Now as reported by author luigi cascioli in his book la favola di cristo (and apparently it’s a centuries-old piece of critique) the earth being more or less spherical it is not possible to see it all at once not even from Mount Everest. Therefore “matthew” 4: 8-9 never happened. It’s a lie. A tall tale based on the false mass belief of the time (probably 2nd century ce if not later) that the earth was a flat disk. I know the average clericofascist at this point will have blurted that it’s a moral allegory/metaphor not to be taken literally. My reply is just what is it you believe in, allegories? Fairy tales? Metaphors? If there were no jesus and no devil ever, faith is baseless and religion void. Moral allegories do not justify belief.


    A more serious objection is that the patent absurdity and falseness of “matthew” 4:8-9 discredits “matthew” 4:8-9 but not the rest of the new testament. Yes but :

    A) since “matthew” 4:8-9 is a lie then we cannot rule out that the rest also is. That is, lying “matthew” 4:8-9 casts a dark shadow of reasonable doubt on the whole thing ;

    B) why on earth do all christian confessions retain such blatant hogwash as “holy word” to this very day?


  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.8) 24 novembre 2024 22:13

    3. PATENT GOSPEL LIES: “MATTHEW” 13:54 VERSUS 14:13


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    matthew” 13:54 would have us believe that “jesus” arrived at his hometown [that is nazareth] and taught in the synagogue. Further below “matthew” 14:13 informs us that “jesus” “left from there on a small boat”.


    Now nazareth (leaving aside here the issue of whether such a town existed at all between c. 4 BC and c. AD 30 that is at the time of the alleged jesus) does not lie next to any body of water at all: no lake or river at all. Neither did ancient nazareth as far as archaeological evidence goes. Therefore not even the “son of god” could have departed from it by boat. “matthew” 14:13 is yet another ludicrous lie and it only goes to show that the “gospels” were fabricated by slipshod non-palestinian forgers who didn’t have the faintest clue about palestinian geography nor could have cared less about it, well aware that their (mostly western) readers didn’t either. In other words, no palestinian-jew “matthew” ever wrote “matthew” 14:13. Most likely because no “matthew” and no “jesus” ever existed at all to begin with.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.245) 25 novembre 2024 10:48

    4. PATENT GOSPEL LIES: “MATTHEW” 24:34 & 10:23


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    If a jesus christ son of god had existed for real, he wouldn’t have gotten his top prophecy wrong: his prediction of the end of times at “matthew” 24 . Here’s the relevant quote (“matthew” 24:3-4 passim + 24:30-31 passim + 24:34):


    the disciples came unto him...saying, tell us, when shall these things be? And what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world? ...jesus answered ...then shall appear the sign of the son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory...VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU, THIS GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS, TILL ALL THESE THINGS BE FULFILLED.” [my caps].


    Now unfortunately for our true believers out there, that generation did pass – nearly 2,000 years ago. but none of what “jesus” prophesied came true: false prophecy if there ever was one. The same false doomsday prophecy had already occurred at “matthew” 10:23 (“jesus” to the “twelve”: “you won’t have covered israel’s cities when the son of man comes”).

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.132) 26 novembre 2024 22:48

    5. JESUS BAR SAPPHA


    by Aleth

    2005-2019



    The first occurrence of jesus bar sappha is at II.20.4.566 in the book jewish war (bellum iudaicum) by jew joseph flavius, I-century-AD roman/imperial-court historian. Bar is aramaic for hebrew ben meaning son of. We are in the context of the AD 66-73 war by which militant jews tried desperately and in vain to regain their independence from rome hoping god would send a “son of man”, that is a supernatural hero in human likeness down the clouds who would lead them to victory and to rule the world as prophesied or believed-prophesied by their all-important prophet or believed-prophet, an alleged daniel. Now one might object here that we are accostumed to think jesus lived and died as the gospels have it under pontius pilate who ruled until AD 37. But there is no certainly authentic/truthful record/document/source whatsoever attesting to a charismatic messianic jewish leader by the name of jesus being crucified under pontius pilate. Ancient historians’ passages attesting to “jesus” (svetonius, tacitus, joseph flavius himself) have long since been shown to be interpolations by later church forgers or not to be referring to ‘jesus’ with certainty.


    Whereas there is ample testimony to a jesus – or jesus bar sappha – who fought (and died?) around AD 67. This jesus I’ll proceed to show will look very familiar to you, very much like gospel jesus but with inverted purposes and means. Now at bellum iudaicum II.20.4.566 joseph flavius who witnessed many of the events he describes in his book albeit with a proroman bias jewish turncoat that he was introduces a jesus bar sappha one of the high priests elected to militarily preside over idumaea first – a region near judaea – and then galilee during the antiroman struggle. Joseph has been handed down to us only in greek but he originally wrote in aramaic and must have said something like yeshu’a bar sappha which sounds suspiciously like jesus son of (jo)seph doesn’t it to begin with… I am not thereby implying that sappha= (yus)sef= joseph, only that phonetic similarity might have come in handy for the gospel overwrite. Joseph flavius has another 2 variants to this jesus’ last name: bar sapphia and bar saphat. Could the gospel liars/rewriters simply have replaced flavius’ sappha/ sapphia/saphat or whatever it was meant to be with the similar sounding ‘joseph’ for dissimulation purposes ?


    Again: bar means son of in aramaic. Aramaic being a language akin to hebrew spoken in palestine and the middle east around jesus’ time I century ce. Even if sappha/sapphia/saphat had nothing to do with joseph as a name still again joseph that is yussef could be an overwrite to hide the real jesus’ last name.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.235) 27 novembre 2024 16:41


    6. BARABBAS WAS JESUS

    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    There is no certainly authentic evidence whatsoever that gospel jesus ever existed. There is no hard evidence whatsoever that his father was called joseph. But if you want to fabricate a regime religion for mass consumption you’d better twist bits of truth and overwrite/rewrite them so that people after a while having forgotten all the details will relate to your foundational myth because they will somehow have a memory of some heroic jesus, of some kind of messiah etc. In other words you can’t feed the masses a 911 that didn’t happen – you must at least bring down the twin towers for real so everybody goes wow and then they will be more inclined to accept regime propaganda bullshit about 19 kamikazes from the caves hijacking planes noone really ever saw.


    Similarly they may have taken jesus bar sappha/ sapphia/saphat and turned him into jesus bar yussef.


    Robert eisenmann in his all-important book james the brother of jesus/faber and faber 1997/vol 1 avers that barabbas the famous murderer allegedly preferred to jesus by the jews for freeing from prison really stands for bar abbas which literally means in aramaic son of the father which makes little if any sense at all as a last name. But in acts of the apostles 1:23 and 15:22 we have a joseph barsabbas and a judas barsabbas respectively the latter even being called barabbas in a variant reading of a manuscript thus attesting to the confusion/possible equivalence barabbas= barsabbas. Joseph and judas being 2 of jesus’ brothers according to the gospels. Now doesn’t bar sabbas sound suspiciously like our jesus bar sappha from joseph flavius?


    Ancient aramaic probably differentiated little between p and b just like arabic has nablus from neapolis for instance. In other words: aramaic BAR SABBA resembles BAR SAPPHA in pronunciation. Again: the barabbas that is bar abbas of gospel lore might have been the real jesus of history the lestès as flavius josephus called jewish zealot revolutionaries of his time – I century ce: lestès is greek for latro in latin meaning robber or bandit – today they’d say terrorists. But acts of the apostles has bar sabbas as surname of 2 namesakes of jesus’ brothers therefore if they really were jesus’ bros then it was the …bar sabbas or bar sappha family!


    Further evidence that the gospels are just skewed rewrites of the real story of a jewish antiroman fighter called jesus bar (s)abbas is in variant manuscripts of ‘matthew’ (referred to by eisenman) who instead of simply calling the gospel lestès/latro barabbas call him JESUS BARABBAS [matthew 27:16 where most manuscripts bear ‘jesus barabbas’; see also matthew 27:17].


    Need any more proof ?

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.204) 28 novembre 2024 18:24

    7. JESUS BAR SABBA AS HIGH PRIEST AND CRAFTSMAN


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Now joseph flavius tells us this jesus was one of the high priests. The reader accustomed to 2000 years of gospel lie will object that gospel jesus is a poor carpenter’s son…


    A high priest especially if ‘opposition’ high priest in eisenman’s words needed not be rich. And a high-priestly position wasn’t necessarily irreconcilable with a carpenter’s job in the radical jewish milieu of I-century-ce palestine. Again robert eisenmann teaches us well that there were fundamentalist-jewish craftsmen back then whose role-model were the ancient rechabites. Let me again underscore the modus procedendi of foundational liars throughout history: they’ll never invent a myth from scratch without any reference to some distorted and falsified reality – lest nobody believe them. They’ll always take bits of referential historical truth and just put a false twist & spin on them. It was ok for the gospel forgers to present the gullible masses with a ‘poor-carpenter-son’ messiah because the people want leaders they can identify with. So it is highly likely that the carpenter thing may contain a kernel of truth. But pro-roman gospel liars had no use for the jewish-high-priestly status of the real jesus – for it was fraught with nationalistic/ zealotic/violently antiroman memories & motives when associated with the ‘carpenter’ thing. Here’s why.


    The whole story of jesus as a carpenter’s son is based on a passing reference in matthew 13:55: “isn’t this the craftsman’s son?”. The greek word téktōn doesn’t necessarily mean carpenter, it’s generic for craftsman. Could be a carpenter a metalworker a potter… now john the baptist’s disciples (the mandaeans or nasorayya – see more about them as the real early christians and about john as jesus’ brother below) are to this day ‘mostly craftsmen, particularly metalworkers and carpenters’ says robert eisenmann, james the brother of jesus, faber and faber 1997, p. 330. Therefore the real original christians, those violently antiherodian = antiroman followers of john the baptist, were mostly carpenters and carpenters’ sons. This is what the gospel forgers are rewriting in their falsified, pro-roman context.

    John the baptist’s lifestyle was but a variation or continuation of that of the rechabites an ancient jewish fundamentalist sect who were said to be ‘potters’, that is again craftsmen. And rigid ‘keepers’ (nasorayya in aramaic) of god’s commands that is of the torah. Which made them by definition nationalistic/zionistic/antiroman. So john son of the (high?) priest saba ‘zacharias’ (see below) and his kinsman (brother, see below) jesus bar saba, high priest according to joseph flavius, were most likely also craftsmen and sons of craftsmen, whether potters or carpenters or what have you is irrelevant. They were militant worker-priests. just like the left-wing french worker-priests in the 1950ies or the italian preti-operai in the 1970ies.


    What if jesus son of (jo)seph had instead really been jesus bar sappha one of the high priests as flavius’ jesus bar sappha reportedly was? Sappha/sapphia/saphat does not =joseph but again joseph may be an overwrite for sappha. And again gospel bar abbas/acts bar sabbas ie bar sappha the lestès//latro/bandit who had been involved in the uprising (against rome we might add) according to mark 15:7 really is a much better match for whatever the historical jesus might have been in the turmoil of those revolutionary times. No meek pacifist tax-paying pro-foreigner jesus would have made it with the jewish masses of his time who were hell-bent on awaitin’ a fighting messiah who would free them manu militari from the hated romans with all their taxation and crosses for rebels.


    Another piece of evidence that these fundamentalist antiroman desert-dwelling jews were artisans comes from a notice in joseph flavius’s work that in his youth (the mid-50ies ce according to eisenman) he had attended the training of a teacher called ‘banus’ in the desert. Historians have puzzled for ages without result over the meaning of this name. Well, it means nothing else than our ‘artisan/tekton’. It’s a title, not a name: ‘the craftsman’ par excellence.


    You might ask at this point just what this ‘banus’, desert teacher to future historian joseph flavius in the mid-50ies ce, has to do with the alleged ‘jesus’ as carpenter’s son. I’ve been telling you that the gospels are a collage of real historical characters skewed into proroman from antiroman. And that desert-dwelling preachers such as john the baptist or banus were out to train & indoctrinate disaffected jewish youth into fighting against the evil empire of rome and her herodian puppets in palestine. Therefore when the gospel forgers tell you that ‘jesus’ was a meek carpenter’s son, they are inverting reality: desert-dwelling craftsmen-teachers were in reality guerrilla leaders. And this banus who indoctrinated joseph flavius in the mid-50ies was just such a mullah.

    Italian glottologist Giovanni Semerano (1911-2005) taught us that in akkadian (semitic language of III-and-II-millenium-bce mesopotamia, prototype for later semitic languages such as aramaic and hebrew) bānû = creator/maker, of steles, statues, etc. (Il popolo che sconfisse la morte, mondadori 2003, p.108). So banus is a title = ‘the artisan’ par excellence, it’s the semitic equivalent of the greek tekton applied in the gospels to ‘jesus’’ father.

    These desert-dwelling antiroman leaders had adopted the life-style of the rechabites, nomadic jewish potters from the old testament. John the baptist mustabeen a banus himself. But he was beheaded in AD 36/37, so this new banus joseph flavius went to 20 years later might as well have been another of the bar saba bros: possibly james whom tradition has dying in 62, and who in the mid-50ies was the leader of the nasorayya that is the real early christians, having succeeded john the baptist.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.36) 28 novembre 2024 22:36

    8. THE LAKE OF GALILEE SCENARIO


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Now joseph flavius in his book jewish war at this point knows exactly what he’s talking about because he before switching sides had been put by the jerusalem rebel leadership in charge of galilee’s defence. But since he was quite lukewarm already about fighting the mighty romans, the more radical jewish militants started blasting him as the traitor he would eventually turn out to be and in the hippodrome of the town of tarichaeae on the sea that is in jewish parlance lake of galilee also called lake tiberias and lake gennezareth the radicals kicked up a riot against flavius (who by then was still only joseph) shouting he should be stoned or burned alive.

    The chief instigators of the fuss says flavius were our jesus son of sapphia (variant of sappha flavius uses the first time he mentions him) and a john… so there you have your jesus with a john though not john the baptist because flavius in another book antiquitates judaicae informs us that john the baptist died by 36/37 ce (that is, john the baptist not “jesus” was the one who “died under pontius pilate”).

    Jesus bar sapphia had by 66 or 67 been assigned to governing tiberias a nearby town also in galilee and also on the seashore that is lakeshore very familiar to the reader from gospel lore…

    So there you have your jesus just exactly where the gospels place him in galilee near the lake but not out to perform miracles and give to caesar what’s caesar’s but instead out to fight caesar to the bitter end.


    Please note that joseph flavius upon introducing jesus bar sappha says he was one of the high priests plural which means that around that time
     about 66 ce- there were more than just one high priest.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.57) 30 novembre 2024 16:48

    9. JOHN BAR ZEBED = BAR SAPHAT


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Take your ‘matthew’ 13:55 ’s list of jesus’ brothers: the standard scientific edition of the new testament nestle-aland/novum testamentum graece et latine/2002 has in the original greek “james and joseph and simon and judas” .


    But : instead of joseph we find IOANNES (john) as variant reading in:


    1. the all-important codex alpha 01, IV century london brit libr add 43275 (albeit not clearly legible);

    2. codex D, V century cambridge univ libr

    3. codex gamma 036, X century oxford st petersburg

    and many other manuscripts.


    How interesting. Maybe the real name of jesus’ 2nd brother was john not joseph. If so this brother john would come after james. “James and john and simon and judas”. James and john are also the names of jesus’ 3d and 4th disciples according to ‘matthew’ 4:21:

    2 brothers, james the son of zebedee and john his brother” . Therefore what the underlying original text may have said was that jesus son of

    SAPHAT (flavius joseph)

    SABBA (gospel (bar)abbas, acts (bar)sabbas)

    ZEB_ED
    =BAR SAPHAT=BAR SABBAS=BAR ZEBED had 2 brothers by the names of james and john.


    In ancient hebrew/aramaic only consonants were written not vowels which accounts for vowel-interpretation variation/uncertainty sometimes. If we skip the vowels the 3 variant forms will look even more similar:


    S PH T

    S BB

    Z B D




  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.251) 1 dicembre 2024 17:57

    10. JOHN BAR ZEBED AS HIGH PRIEST


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Well if jesus bar saphat was a high priest as joseph flavius recounts nothing more natural since at the time priesthood was family business that also his brothers john and james bar zebed=saphat (the sons of “zebedee”) would be high priests.

    Which is confirmed by ancient author polycrates (2nd cent. ce) as quoted by eusebius (IV cent.) in historia ecclesiastica 3.31.3 (i owe knowledge of this quote to maria-luisa rigato/il titolo della croce di gesù/editrice pontificia università gregoriana/roma 2005/p.154):

    john who reclined on the lord’s breast, who became priest, wore the plate”.

    What more natural for a brother than to lay his head on his beloved brother’s breast?

    The plate is the golden plate with god’s name inscribed on it worn by jewish priests on the forehead.


    The other brother of john’s and jesus’, james, also must have been a high priest because he too wore the mitre with the plate according to ancient church fathers epiphanius and jerome (eisenman/james the brother of jesus/faber and faber 1997/p.240).

    Epiphanius says james was of priestly stock and wore the plate (panarion 78.14.1).

    Obviously none of the above church daddies says jesus was flavius’ bar saphat or that the 2 zebedee bros were his brothers - but aren’t all the coincidences extraordinary and pointing to my conclusion?


    Summing it all up:


    1. saphat=zebed

    2. jesus john james all attested to as high priests.


    All of the above implies that the gospel story of john and james as galilean fishermen is yet another bogus rewrite/overwrite - yet another lie.




  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.243) 2 dicembre 2024 17:49

    11. JOHN SON OF ZEBEDEE IN THE APOCRYPHAL TRADITION


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Ancient jesus literature called apocryphal that is false by official orthodoxy reports that mary’s mother anna married 2 more times after the death of mary’s father ioachim. From each of these 2 remarriages anna had another mary: the third mary married our zebedee.

    therefore james and john sons of this 3d mary and zebedee would have been jesus’ cousins...which brings us very close to our unveiling of john and james as jesus’ brothers.

    The source for all this is the medieval “legenda aurea” (golden legend) based on ancient apocryphal traditions.

    Now robert eisenman in his all-important book james the brother of jesus (faber & faber 1997 p.771) rightly remarks that even if the 2 other maries had been jesus’ mother’s half-sisters, it would have been absurd for their mother anna to name 3 daughters with one and the same name!

    Which makes eisenmann suspect that there really was only 1 mary who got later tripled by gospel forgers in order to defend the dogma of jesus’ mother’s perpetual virginity (eisenman cit. p.199).

    I’ll add that if john son of zebedee is to be identified with john the baptist, then jesus’ & james’ & john’s mother was elizabeth and their father ‘zacharias’ – in other words, mary & joseph never existed at all, but were invented to sever the real jesus’ family kinship with the militant revolutionary john the baptist (see below, chapter 13).

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.245) 3 dicembre 2024 18:51

    12. LET’S RECAP A BIT


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    So jesus really was:


    1. a jewish high priest;

    2. a theocommunist jewish radical antiroman messianic but this-worldly militant fighting the war for freedom from the romans and return to the golden davidian and maccabean era of jewish independence;

    3. military commander in the 66-73 jewish-roman war around the lake of galilee aka tiberias aka gennezareth.


    AGAIN LET ME EMPHASIZE THAT IT IS ABSOLUTELY WRONG TO LOOK FOR JUST ONE HISTORICAL JESUS. This is the mistaken approach that has led many truth-seekers astray so far.

    Because it is absolutely clear from the gospels’ modus operandi that gospel jesus is the product of collage work. Reediting together broken pieces of various would-be-messiahs from the first century ce.


    Gospel jesus is the product of centuries of patchwork/ cento/syncretism. We must not look for the historical jesus. We must question the historicity of "jesus".

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.183) 4 dicembre 2024 13:12

    13. JOHN THE BAPTIST = JOHN SON OF ZEBEDEE


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Again i remind readers that some very important manuscripts witnessing to ‘matthew’ 13:55’s list of ‘jesus’’ brothers bear the reading ‘john’ not ‘joseph’.

    Robert eisenman in his great 1997 book ‘james the brother of jesus’ (faber & faber, p.331) informs us that the mandaeans (john the baptist’s disciples to this day, also called nasorayya) call john the baptist’s father ‘abba saba zechariah’. Abba means father in aramaic. Therefore john the baptist’s dad may have had 2 names – one being ‘saba’.

    Which makes john a ‘bar saba’ too… a son of saba.

    Now the gospel of luke 1:36 says that ‘jesus’ ’ mother ‘mary’ and john’s mother elizabeth were related.

    And since we’ve proven beyond doubt that gospel ‘jesus’ never was, and was forged as an overwrite of real I-century-ce radical jewish antiroman guerrillas, then maybe the ‘bar saba’ (bar sappha/ saphat /zebed /sabbas etc.) family included john:


    SABA ‘ZECHARIAH’, (high?) priest of the abias priestly course (luke 1:5), begets 5 male sons:


    james bar saba (= james the just, stoned in 62 ce);

    john bar saba (= john the baptist, beheaded in 36 or 37 ce, “under pontius pilate”);

    judas bar saba (probably = theudas, transmogrified in thaddaeus in gospel apostle lists for dissimulation purposes, beheaded 45 ce);

    simon or simeon bar saba (crucified c. 105/106 ce);

    and finally our jesus bar saba of joseph flavius fame, who ended up most likely crucified by the romans in 66/67 ce during the war.


    After john’s execution ( 36 or 37 ce, “under pontius pilate”) james his brother may have taken over the leadership of the john-founded NASORAYYA (nazoraean) sect – the real first christians.

    NASORAYYA (keepers) is how john’s mandaean followers call themselves. Such were the real early christians: again, radical jewish torah fanatics and nationalist militants and daily bathers (‘baptists’).

    The new testament says too, albeit in its falsified context, that the first christians were called nazoraeans. and to this day semitic middle-eastern peoples call christians ‘nasri’.

    Eisenman says there was another jesus brother called simon also present in gospel brother lists. May be, which would bring the total of the bar saba brothers to 5: john, james, judas, simon and jesus. and this simon eisenman identifies as the ‘simeon’ who took over the leadership from james when the latter was stoned in 62 ce .

    Therefore the early nazoraeans really were family business, with leadership handed down from bro to bro like a caliphate, says eisenman. Very likely so.


    Let’s recap on all this: the real jesus’ family the bar sabas may have included john the baptist whose father was one saba ‘zechariah’. So john the baptist and john of zebedee brother of james may well be one and the same person. Their other male brothers being judas, simon and jesus. There may have been a couple of sisters too.

    Eisenman informs us that saba may be related to a syriac semitic root meaning ‘washed one’, so again saba may = baptist (greek for bather) since all these guys were daily bathers and preached immersion for bodily purification after repentance. They did not preach baptism for remission of sins as mainstream christianity does.

    Saba originally may have been a title or nick (‘zechariah’ the baptist) which came to be perceived as a name just like with ‘che’ guevara.

    Zechariah’ and his 5 sons were all daily bathers, they were the bathers par excellence so ‘bather’ (‘saba’) became their second name: they were all baptists, and the 5 sons were baptists and sons of their baptist father ‘zechariah’ at the same time (bar saba). Saba also has another possible meaning (rainmaker), not necessarily mutually exclusive with ‘bather’.


    One last time:

    saba zechariah, (high) priest, begets:



    1. john bar saba, (high) priest = john the baptist

    2. james bar saba, (high) priest, = james the just ( 1 & 2 = james & john sons of zebedee of gospel lore)

    3. judas bar saba = theudas = thaddaeus

    4. simon bar saba

    5. jesus bar saba/sapphia etc high priest in joseph flavius.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.187) 5 dicembre 2024 14:47

    14. JOHN, JESUS’ FATHER


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Clues from the new testament point to a john as father of jesus, james, john the baptist, simon & judas. ‘Zechariah’ is a title, it means holy to god, consecrated to god. A holy man, a prophet, revered by the people. Someone special. He was a saba, and his 5 revolutionary sons were thus bar saba, each one a son of saba. I’ve interpreted saba as meaning baptist, baptizer so far, even of self, because these desert-dwelling fanatics were daily bathers, in greek hemero-baptists, as robert eisenman teaches us well. But there is always more to a semitic word than meets the eye. Semites loved word play, and using words with more than one semantic layer, more than just one meaning. Clearly the semitic root sab/sap is a most ancient one. It has to do with water. Italian glottologist giovanni semerano (1911-2005) teaches us that in akkadian, the ancient semitic language of mesopotamia (modern-day iraq), sapû or sabû means ‘to irrigate, to flood’. Therefore someone whose title is SABA, such as the father of jesus, was also a RAINMAKER. An irrigator/flooder of drought-affected fields performing the holy, shamanistic act of rainmaking by praying to god from inside a circle drawn in the earth.


    Was there a holy rainmaker with jews in palestine in a time frame that would dovetail with his being the father of jesus? Yes. His name was john. Precisely: hanan the hidden, re whom eisenman teaches us well. His father or grandfather, honi the circle drawer, made the sky rain by drawing circles in the ground and standing inside of them praying until the rain came, in times of drought. So most certainly his son or grandson hanan the hidden was a saba/ irrigator/ flooder/ rainmaker too, alongside being a ‘saba’ in the sense of ‘(daily) washer’, in greek ‘(daily) baptist’. He was holy, zkr, zechar-, sacer. And his name, hanan, is short for johanan, john, which in hebrew means ‘god comforts’ (literally : ´god has been gracious, god has favored´) :


    https://biblehub.com/hebrew/3076.htm


    Another layer in the polysemantic pattern of gospel lie overwrites for zechariah, has to do with iscariot - see below the iscariot chapter.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.229) 9 dicembre 2024 13:20

    15. GOD COMFORTS


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Lo & behold, in acts of the apostles, besides bar saba as name of key figures in early christianity, we find a bar nabas, the famous " barnabas " who accompanies paul on some of paul’s missions. Acts itself translates barnabas into greek for us: ‘son of comfort’, that is, decoded, ‘son of god-comforts’, son of john, son of hanan the hidden, the saba/rainmaker. Whose 5 sons were at once bar saba’s (sons of the baptist/ rainmaker) and bar naba’s (sons of comforting because their father’s name was john which means in hebrew ‘god comforts’). The thing is, naba in hebrew/aramaic does NOT mean comforting at all. It means prophet. Luke is misleading us.


    The words saba and naba call to mind hebrew safā and naba = seer/prophet, and hanan the hidden must surely have been held by the people as such. Again your semitic love of word play and semantic layering. You might be wondering by now: what has acts’ barnabas got to do with jesus’ family?

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.41) 10 dicembre 2024 13:16

    16. BARNABAS


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Christianity – the real thing, not what goes by that name today – originated in the first century ce with one family, the five sons of a fellow hanan the hidden, a shamanistic torah fanatic fundamentalist believed to make rain. He was hanan = johanan = johannes = john = god comforts. And he was called saba = rainmaker but also prophet and also (daily) bather. He was the rainmaker and the prophet par excellence at the time. The jewish masses in palestine held him a holy man, a zkr/zechar-iah, holy/consecrated to god. And also ‘separated’/devoted (like latin sacer) from birth to god. ‘Set aside’ for god’s service.

    His revolutionary, zionistic, antiroman family had adopted the lifestyle of the ancient rechabites, jewish desert-dwelling tinkers/potters, so hanan must have been a tekton, greek for craftsman, in semitic BANUS. Even in the gospel lie, as usual with ‘referencing/overwriting/bowdlerizing’ in mind, ‘jesus’’ father is a craftsman.


    In acts of the apostles we find a character called ‘barnabas’ which acts itself (mis)translates has ‘son of comforting’, that is, decoded: son of john, because john in hebrew = god comforts. That is, son of hanan the hidden. ‘Barnabas’ accompanies paul on some of the latter’s missionary travels. The key acts passage that proves my identification of barnabas with one of jesus’ brothers and son of hanan, is acts of the apostles 4:36-37: “joseph indeed, surnamed barnabas by the apostles, which means, translated, son of comforting, levite, of a cypriot family, sold a field that he owned and brought the money and laid it at the feet of the apostles”.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.16) 11 dicembre 2024 13:47


    17. JUDAS IS BARNABAS


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    The new testament has been handed down to us in greek, that is, its oldest extant text is in greek. At acts 4:36 some manuscripts do not bear ‘barnabas’, but… guess what? ‘barsabbas’: again our bar saba, one of our jesus brothers, the sons of the rainmaker hanan the hidden. Who was indeed also a son of comforting, because his father’s name was hanan = johanan = john = ‘god comforts’ in hebrew. The forgers of acts turned a surname of sorts, bar sabas, into a different individual, barnabas, who never existed at all. And from which all our modern-day barnabases are derived – a totally fabricated personal name that didn’t exist at all back then. Call it creative writing... Such is the power of 2000 years of goebbelsian massmediatic repetition of a big lie.


    It’s judas they’re trying to obliterate. Judas bar saba, one of the 5 sons of hanan the hidden, alongside john the baptist, james the just, simon and jesus. We are focusing on acts of the apostles 4:36 introducing a fellow “joseph barnabas, one of the apostles”. ‘Joseph´ is a fictional overwrite; other manuscripts read ‘ioses’, we can dismiss it as a lie: disinformation fog.


    Next, 4:36 tells us barnabas means son of comforting, son of consolation, that is son of john/johanan /honi/ hanan, ‘god comforts’. So ‘barnabas’’ father was hanan the hidden.


    Next we are told barnabas was a ‘levite’, which on the face of it, would make him a low-ranking jewish priest – the lower priests were “called by some ‘levites’” (eisenman, james 1997, p.291). But hanan the hidden and his 5 sons were all high priests, not ‘levites’, at this juncture in history (I century ce): judas and his brothers were opposition high priests. They probably originally belonged to the levite class though, being working-class members.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.100) 12 dicembre 2024 12:47

    18. LIGHTNING & THUNDER: JUDAS


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    In gospel apostle listing, for instance ‘matthew’ 10:3, there pops up a second judas, variously called ‘thaddaeus’ or ‘lebbaeus’ or ‘lebbaeus surnamed thaddaeus’ or ‘thaddaeus surnamed lebbaeus’ or ‘judas zealot’ – depending on which manuscript’s reading you choose! The gospels are accurate only in obfuscating the truth.


    Now this mr ‘lebbaeus thaddaeus judas zealot’ is not judas the traitor according to church dogma: judas the betrayer is only cited last of the apostles at ‘matthew’ 10:4, and he is surnamed ‘iscariot’. Why feature only one judas – the real one, judas bar saba – when you can have 2 ? It helps to obliterate the identity of the one and only real judas…


    To christian dogma, the second judas (‘thaddaeus/ lebbaeus’) was the apostle who evangelized the armenians; he was good, unlike his fellow namesake, and was even made a saint.

    Church dogma has it that both thaddaeus and lebbaeus mean ‘courageous man’, from the aramaic taddajja=breast and libba = heart.

    This is linguistically impossible: because the -i- in lībba is long, therefore it couldn’t possibly have been transliterated with the short -e- (epsilon) of lěbbaios.

    Nor is there in gospel and extragospel tradition any hint that this alleged ‘judas lebbaios’ was any more ‘courageous’ than the other alleged 11 apostles.


    In hebrew we find the word labba = flame, which may well have generated the greek transliteration lebbaios (-ios is a greek suffix).

    A cognate word to labba in hebrew is lahab = ‘flame’, but also ‘lightning’.

    We’re closing in again on our rainmaking bar saba family: the 5 sons if hanan the hidden, rainmaker, and rainmakers themselves. The gospel of ‘mark’ 3:16 says that james and his brother john (that is 2 of the 5 bar saba bros) were surnamed ‘sons of thunder’ – and so was judas, the one and only judas bar saba their brother, lebbaios, i.e. ‘lightning’ i.e. rainmaker!


    Of course there’s ‘thaddaeus’ too, in greek thaddaios: didn’t it come from aramaic taddajja = breast as church exegetes would have it ? No. Logically we are to assume that if lebbaios means lightning and has to do with the rainmaking bar saba family, and not with a fictional list of ’12 apostles’, then thaddaios likewise!


    And it does: the akkadian rain/thunder god was adad, which occurs in aramaic personal names also as DADDA: ‘the thunderer’! Dadda can easily be transliterated as thaddaios in greek!

    It’s none other than our same old bar saba bro, the one and only judas, rainmaker, ‘lightining’/ lebbaios or ‘thunder’/ thaddaios!

    It only remains for us to connect this judas with the iscariot, and we shall have shown how they are one and the same historical character!


    Here’s the whole real story.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.42) 13 dicembre 2024 12:12

    19. JUDAS ISCARIOT, LIGHTNING SPARK


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Judas (‘the betrayer’ in christian lore) is called ‘the iscariot’ (ho iskariōtēs in the original greek) by ‘matthew’ 10:4. it is well worth it here to give a good look at the critical apparatus (=footnotes featuring manuscript variant readings) of our nestle/aland, the official church-approved ‘scientific’ edition of the new testament: nestle-aland, novum testamentum graece et latine, 5. druck 2005. This 2005 reprint is identical with the 2002 print.

    Now: what do we find?


    1) the variant ioudas ho tou iakōbou, judas brother of james, which confirms once more that judas and james were brothers – bar saba bros, that is;

    2) the varian iskariōth:

    3) the variant o skariōtēs, the scariotes;

    4) the variant simōnos iscariōtou, that is (judas) (brother) of simon iscariot, confirming to us that judas and simon (and james above) were brothers; and that simon too was nicked ‘iscariot’ just like his brother judas – and as we shall soon see, all 5 bar saba brothers (john, james, judas, simon & jesus) were ‘iscariots’… and so was their father.


    Clearly the term iscariot which has puzzled exegetes for 2000 years, must have meant something dangerous to the roman imperial establishment in palestine, and its herodian and collaborator-jewish henchmen: or else the gospel forgers wouldn’t have gone to such lengths obfuscating the original form with a mess of variants: iscarioth, scariotes, ‘mark’ 3:19’s scarioth, ‘john’ 14:22’s ‘the one from karyot’ - as if the term meant that judas was from a (non-existent) village of karyot ! Just like lying ‘matthew’ 2:23 explains away the term nazoraios (= fanatic torah literalist, zealot, antiroman guerrilla) as meaning ‘from nazareth’!


    But let us remain focused on ‘iscariot’. Here’s its decoding:


    ISCARIOT = IŠKUR – I – AD = THE THUNDER (AD) OF IŠKUR (LIGHTNING SPARK).


    - I is termination of genitive singular in akkadian, doyen of all semitic languages down to hebrew and aramaic.

    - IŠKUR is a sumerian/ akkadian god of … guess what? RAIN, STORM, FLOOD! Back we are full circle: iscariot = thunder, and son of thunder. Just like his brothers james & john, so judas and simon too were ‘iscariots’: (sons of) thunder: sons of rainmaker hanan the hidden, and rainmakers themselves. The overwrite zecharias in luke for hanan may therefore also be decoded as (i)scariot :

    ZECHARIAS

    IS C ARIOT .


    Who could possibly have bestowed such a mesopotamian- sounding sobriquet on palestinian-jew and aramaic- speaker judas bar saba?

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.138) 14 dicembre 2024 13:37

    20. JUDAS IN MESOPOTAMIA


    by Aleth

    2005-2019



    Ancient syriac sources and church daddy eusebius of caesarea inform us that a ‘thaddaeus’ was sent from jerusalem by the first christians to evangelize the edessenes. edessa being an ancient city/ kingdom in northern mesopotamia, more or less at the intersection of today’s (2014) iraq, turkey & syria. As we have seen, this ‘thaddaeus’ is none other than our one & only judas, sent by his brother james, lider maximo of the nasorayya = real early ‘christians’, to convert edessa’s royal family to zealotic judaism and gain their support in the independence struggle against rome.

    Church daddy hippolytus explicitly mentions a ‘judas… who preached the truth to the edessenes’, thus clinching the identity of ‘thaddaeus’ & judas. For all of this, read eisenman, james 1997, p.923.


    Now the royal family of edessa was obviously, given its geography, steeped to the nose in sumerian/ akkadian religious culture & linguistic affinity. Thus when judas aka thaddaeus aka lebbaeus got there, preceeded by his bar saba family’s rainmaking fame, the edessenes gave him a local nick, more familiar to mesopotamian ears: iscariot, the thunder (OT = AD) of iškur.

    That judas (aka barnabas in acts´ travesty) and paul were given names of pagan gods by gentiles they were evangelizing, is confirmed by acts 14:12: the lycaonians in south-central anatolia call barnabas ‘zeus’! Coincidentally, the greek god of rain/thunder/lightning bolt ! So just like the hellenized lycaonians used ‘zeus’, the semitic-speaking edessenes adopted its semitic/mesopotamian/sumerian/akkadian equivalent: iscariot, iškur-i-ad, thunder of lightning. again the rain god, the son of thunder, the rainmaker. Iscariot was thus, originally, no insult. Quite the contrary: a title of great honor. Iškur is a sumerian word: it means spark, and its slavic equivalent is iskra, spark (remember lenin’s russian-language london-exile daily?).


    Spark is akin to lightning of course. Should you be wondering how i dare compare a so-called ‘indoeuropean’ language (russian) with a non-indoeuropean, possibly protosemitic one (sumerian): the distinction is nonsense: all human languages present and past are nothing but variants of one common ur-sprache of primitive humanity evolved in africa beginning hundreds of thousands if not millions of years ago! Africa is the motherland of all modern humans . Genesis 1:11 gets it right for once: ‘all earth had one language and the same words’ ! Therefore slavic iskra and sumerian iškur are the same word and since slavic iskra = spark why shouldn’t the sumerian rain god, iškur, be called spark – the spark of the lightning bolt !

    Judas/ thaddaeus was sent by his bro james, leader of the nasorayya/ torah keepers = real early ‘christians’ after the murder of john the baptist ( 37 ce) to edessa in northern mesopotamia to convert the local despots to zealotic judaism and gain their support against rome. All of which happened between 38 and 45 ce (death of judas).


  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.61) 15 dicembre 2024 12:55

    21. AD(AD) – DADDA – THADDAIOS


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Again: iscariot = iscar-i-ot = iškur-i-ad: the thunder (ad, semitic root = thunder) of (-i, genitive singular in aramaic) iškur (= god of lightning of sumero/akkadians).


    Akkadians, who replaced sumerian power in mesopotamia at some point during the III millennium bce, adopted the sumerian gods, ‘syncretizing’ that is fusing them with their own: thus sumerian iškur god of lightning became one with akkadian god adad, god of thunder: iškur – adad. In the course of the millennia, adad took on many variant forms in later semitic languages, most notably for us AD in Arabic (which supports our interpretation of –OT in iscari-OT, because AD and OT are interchangeable phonetic variants of same) and DADDA in aramaic, whence our THADDAIOS for aramaic-speaking judas the jew: ‘the thunder’. The word adad and its variants were thoroughly studied by specialist daniel schwemer: read him on the web at: bibelwissenschaft.de (enter ‘adad’ in their search motor). If you’re interested in the paper book:

    daniel schwemer: die wettergottgestalten mesopotamiens und nordsyriens im zeitalter der keilschriftkulturen, harrassowitz verlag, wiesbaden, 2001.


    recapping on it all: judas bar saba is the son of ‘irrigator’/ rainmaker hanan the hidden, and rainmaker/thunder/ lightning himself, just like his 4 bar saba bros:

    john the baptist, james (the ‘sons of thunder’ of ‘mark’ 3:16), simon, himself ‘iscariot’, and jesus.



  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.113) 16 dicembre 2024 13:32

    22. MATTHEW=LEVI=JUDAS


    by Aleth

    2005-2019



    The parallel passage to the calling of matthew in mark occurs at 13:14 : except this time around matthew´s name is transmogrified into LEVI THE SON OF ALPHAEUS ! O wondrous harmony of the word of god !! And yet it comes as no suprise to us that judas be overwritten again, as levi :

    levi comes from a hebrew root meaning to join, be attached, twine, but also borrow and lend as in hebrew lavah. Now all of these meanings apply perfectly to judas bar saba brother of james : because judas and james were most likely twins, as proved also by the thomas/dydimos overwrite of judas ; and because judas was the nazoraeans´ treasurer, the one who carried the money box, likely with the words gift of god/mattith yahu written on it, and as such he likely borrowed money for the community and lent money to the poor.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.22) 17 dicembre 2024 13:31

    23. THE ‘ELECTION’ TO ‘REPLACE JUDAS’ IN ACTS


    by Aleth

    2005-2019



    Lying acts of the apostles’ chapter 1 has ‘peter’ tell his ‘brothers’ that they need a new ‘witness to jesus’ resurrection’ to replace ‘judas the traitor’ who had somehow managed to take a headlong fall and get himself ripped apart, his bowels scattering around. The only true thing about all this is: the bar saba bro who had died a violent death by that point in time was john the baptist in 36/37 ce. Thereupon, the surviving brothers had to draw lots because 2 of them, the twins james and judas were age peers. That’s why acts goes on to say that 2 candidates emerged, a fellow ‘joseph barsabbas, surnamed the just one, and matthias’.


    ‘Matthias’ is judas himself – still alive and kicking and nobody’s ‘traitor’; joseph barsabbas the just one is an overwrite for his twin brother james, famously nicknamed the just one – ‘the just one’ par excellence, as loads of extrabiblical early christian sources confirm. John had died 36/37 ce under pontius pilate. Therefore the revolutionary theocommunist guerrilla group he had founded, the nasorayya/nasri (= ‘keepers’, literal keepers of the torah), that is the real early christians, needed a new leader. And since this was a patriarchal/ tribal society, succession functioned as in a caliphate: normally, the eldest brother after john would have automatically succeeded him, but in this case the eldest brothers were 2: 2 twins, 2 age peers: judas & james. The ‘joseph barsabbas the just one’ of acts 1:23 is clearly a stand-in for james bar saba the just one: it’s a lying overwrite. A manipulation/ falsification of history for sanitizing/ bowdlerizing purposes. James and only james was known at the time as ‘the just one’: james the just. Judas and james had to draw lots to decide between them who would replace john.


    The drawing of lots in primitive societies was often perceived as asking of god what his will was. We are in 38 ce, we know the exact year because church fathers are in agreement that james was the first bishop (pope) after ‘jesus’ (read: john the baptist), and held the tenure for 24 years. Which dovetails with the year of his death evinced from historian joseph flavius: 62 ce. 62–38 =24. All of this proves beyond doubt that james in 38 ce succeeded his brother john the baptist, who had just died in 36/37, and NOT the fictional gospel ‘jesus’ who according to church legend died in 33 ce or earlier! And the lottery – again, no election at all – favoured not ‘matthias’, aka judas, who is always portrayed in acts and in paul’s letters under his various sobriquets (barnabas, judas barsabbas) as subservient to james and the latter’s ‘foreign emissary/ secretary’. No, it was james the just who was chosen. Acts are inverting history here as usual, for disinformation’s sake! They are writing james and judas out of history, to the point of pretending that judas ‘the traitor’ was by then ( 38 ce) dead, having committed suicide. Whereas the real judas was alive & kickin’, never would commit suicide, and would die at the hands of the herodians/ romans 7 or 8 years later, in 45 or 46, re-re-written this time one last time as acts’ ‘theudas’.


    Thus james became the first real ‘pope’ after john the baptist, and held the papacy 24 years, after which he was killed by pro-roman jews for his nationalistic violent zionist subversion. Judas is acts’ ‘theudas’ as well = the second brother or twin brother = ‘thaddaeus’. And when he died, he became the second bar saba brother to die after john the baptist. The new testament forgers overwrote him into acts’ ‘matthias’ and the gospels’ ‘matthew’. When judas died c. 45 ce, james continued in the leadership of the nasorayya/ keepers/ real early christians until his own violent demise by stoning in 62. At which simon replaced him until his own execution c. 105/106.


    Jesus meanwhile, the youngest bar saba brother, had most likely already met his own violent death at the hands of the romans during the 66-73 jewish war, as we can infer from joseph flavius’ historical work .


    Thus: the first 3 ‘popes’ were john the baptist james & simon. After whom the original bar saba brother caliphate went extinct.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.169) 18 dicembre 2024 11:34

    24. THE SONS OF THUNDER


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    The gospel of ‘mark’ 3:16 informs us that iacob (hebrew for james) son of ‘zebedaios’ (saba) and his brother john (the baptist) were nicked by ‘jesus’ ‘boanerges’ which ‘mark’ itself translates as ‘sons of thunder’. Boanerges is aramaic – again the hebrew-like language current in palestine in the first century ce. Indeed john and james bar saba, sons of the rainmaker hanan the hidden, couldn’t possibly have received a more befitting nick than ‘sons of thunder’. Rainmaking was clearly seen as a vital divine gift in drought-afflicted palestine, and the rainmaking family of hanan the hidden & sons must have been seen as especially holy, saintly, consecrated to god from the womb. We’ve already dwelt on the meaning of ‘saba’ = ‘irrigator/ flooder’ and hence rainmaker. Which in turn leads us on to james as ‘son of alphaeus’.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.60) 19 dicembre 2024 14:02

    25. ALPHAEUS


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Matthew’ 10:3 inserts in his lying listing of the alleged ’12 apostles’ a ‘iacob (james) son of alphaeus’, as if there were another james after the ‘son of zebedaeus’ of 10:2. It is, as usual, one and the same james, again doubled by wordplay for obfuscation purposes – a typical government-terrorist disinformation trick. Now: alphaeus in greek is halphaios. It’s for instance the name of a greek river, not coincidentally. Because the word comes from semitic halbia, sumerian for ‘a kind of well’, in akkadan halpu:


    greek

    H A L P H A I O S

    sumerian

    H A L B I A

    akkadian

    H A L P U


    the -IOS in the greek is only a greek suffix or termination – irrevelant to the root of the word.

    Who was ‘the well’, ‘the flood’, ‘the irrigator’? It was james’ father hanan the hidden, rainmaker. And james himself had inherited the rainmaking magic, as eisenman pointed out based on early christian sources.


    The dead sea scrolls are the famous ancient-jewish manuscripts found in 1947. Eisenman dates part of them to the first century ce and convincingly argues for their having originated with the real early christians: our well-known fanatic fundamentalist zealot jewish zionist violently antiroman nationalists – whom eisenman, a jewish zionist fanatic himself, extolls as heroes. Now he teaches that the leader at qumran (= the dead sea scrolls community) was called, among other sobriquets, ‘yoreh ha zedek’, hebrew for ‘fountain of righteousness’ (james the brother of jesus, faber & faber 1997, p.853): I’ll add that james ‘tou halphaiou’ of matthew 10:3 is james son of the fountain (in which case the first founder and leader of the nasorayya would be his father hanan the hidden) or brother of the fountain (the greek genitive case may mean both; in the latter case the fountain of righteousness/ qumran leader would be john the baptist); and james himself would become a fountain/ qumran leader: ‘james the just’ who became the second successor to john the baptist in 38 ce.


    Alphaeus’ (alphaeus is latin/ english for the original greek halphaios) of ‘matthew’ 10:3 never existed at all. It’s yet another lying doubling of the one and only james bar saba son of rainmaker/ fountain/well hanan the hidden. In other words, halphaios is a synonym to zebedee/ saba both meaning rainmaker/well/ fountain/ irrigator/ flood: real rainmakers (or at least believed to be by their religious-fanatic followers) but also ‘fountains of righteousness’: the dead sea scrolls code name for the leader at qumran: the ‘righteous teacher’.


    Semitic love of semantically multilayered wordplay is being used masterfully here by the gospel forgers: the fictional ‘alphaeus’ (in greek halphaios), who never existed at all, is a title that, beside meaning ‘well’, can also mean ‘white’. Giovanni semerano in his latin dictionary (olschki 1994, reprinted 2007) teaches us well that the latin word ‘albus’, white comes from akkadian halpû, snow. Now our usual eisenman (james 311) states that james the brother of jesus wore… white linen clothes, ‘in consequence of his extreme holiness’! We may easily picture the entire bar saba family, a priestly/holy family, wearing white garments on an ordinary basis. Therefore ‘james the son (or ‘the brother’) of alphaeus’ is none other than the one and only james, son of the ‘white-clad’ hanan the hidden, and brother of the ‘white-clad’ judas, john, simon & jesus bar saba!

    Of course western readers of lying ‘matthew’, who had long since forgotten their semitic origins, would swallow the rewrite of the ‘white(-clad)’ james the just as ‘james the son (or brother)’ of the [non-existent!] ‘alphaeus’! Government-terrorist ‘creative rewriting’ of history at its zenith here…

    Obviously the link to akkadian halpû=snow brings us back full circle to the other semantic layer of ‘haphaios’ as ‘well’. The root is the same - HALP, water.


    Let us dig deeper into all these wonderful semantic links for ‘halphaios’: it’s ‘the well’, it’s ‘the white’; but it’s also possibly ‘milk’: the very same root of latin albus, akkadian halpû, becomes in aramaic halab, milk: nothing better than commuting between semerano’s latin dictionary to eisenman’s james 326: early northern-syrian christians in the 2nd century ce were vegetarians, and one of their diet’s staples was indeed… milk! We can therefore easily picture james & his whole bar saba family as vegetarians and big milk drinkers – that is, each of them ‘halpahios’, ‘milk (drinker)’!


    The whole truth about who the real early ‘christians’ really were is ‘hidden’, ‘embedded’ in that magic word, ‘halphaios’ (greek)/ ‘alphaeus’ (latin): james was halphaios in a special way, because he was ‘the well’, that is the ‘fountain of righteousness’ (yoreh ha zedek in hebrew), that is the ‘righteous teacher’ of the qumran/dead sea scrolls community; and he was ‘of halphaios’ too, as ‘matthew’ vainly rewrites: not because his father or brother were called halphaios, but because his father, hanan the hidden, had been ‘the well’, the lider maximo at qumran before him, and so had been james’ bro john the baptist (unless hanan the hidden and john the baptist are identical). And after the death of james, his bro simon bar saba would succeed him as ‘the well’.

    And james was ‘halphaios’ because he wore pure, holy white garments of linen, the color of snow.

    And because he was a vegetarian who drank much milk.


    James was ‘halphaios’ also because he was ‘the (righteous) teacher’ of qumran, and in hebrew ālăf= to teach.


    But the evil liars who concocted ‘matthew’ 10:3 had been assigned to overwrite all this by creating a non-existent ‘alphaeus’ as father or brother of a non-existent 2nd james! the purpose of such a skilled rewrite was to make readers forget who these real early christians really were: religious fanatics, torah-keepers, who thought of themselves as holier and purer than the corrupt romans, whom they labored in vain to wipe off the face of the earth.

    There is one more, all-important layer to halphaios: let us go back to our starting point here: ‘matthew’ 10:3: ‘james the son (or brother) of alphaeus’. Now if we take it to mean ‘son of alphaeus’, we can arrive at clinching the decoding of james’ and his brothers’ father’s real identity. Because halphaios can also mean, in its semitic original, ‘the hidden’. in akkadian for instance halāpu= to hide! The root is the same as in halphaios: *halp. Therefore ‘james son of halphaios/alphaeus’ of ‘matthew’ 10:3 is also, quite literally ‘the son of (hanan) the hidden!´ :

    quod erat demonstrandum…


    And if you´re wondering now why hanan the hidden was called ‘the hidden’: well, such a revolutionary, theocommunist guerrilla would have had all the reasons in the world to hide from the romans and their collaborator-jewish henchmen à la joseph flavius.


    The spirit and strategy of qumran (the dead sea scrolls community, the real early christians) was one of ‘secrecy’, as attested to by the scrolls. Again, no surprise here: the romans/herodians were out to hunt them down!


    But akkadian halāpu can also mean, more specifically, ‘to hide/cover one’s face’. In her book ‘the mandaeans of iraq and iran’, first published in 1937, e.s. drower published several pictures of these surviving ‘baptists’ or daily bathers, these middle-eastern ‘sabbas’: when baptizing others, the priest, dressed in white, has his head covered and also his mouth and all of the lower half of his face: only nose, eyes and forehead remain uncovered. This is also why hanan was ‘the hidden’, if eisenman is right that the mandaeans still practice a baptism by full immersion in rivers, akin to john the baptist’s, whom they hold in high esteem.


    James the son of alphaeus’ of ‘matthew’ 10:3 is the one and only james bar saba ‘the just’, ‘well’ and ‘son of the well’, ‘white-clad’, ‘milk’-drinking vegetarian, ‘teacher’ (of righteousness at qumran), and finally, ‘son of’ (hanan) ‘the hidden’ who ‘covered’ his head & face when baptizing and ‘hid’ from the evil romans/herodians who were after him, in a spirit of ‘secrecy’ typical of his religious community of theocommunist antiroman guerrillas at qumran, and elsewhere including jerusalem, galilee etc.


    All of which just ‘had’ to be (re)written out of history by turning the title ‘halphaios’ into a non-existing father or brother of a non-existent 2nd james, duplicated to muddy the waters and divert readers from the one and only james bar saba called ‘the just’ for his extreme ‘righteousness’, of which he was ‘the fountain’ or ‘well’: halphaios. He was ‘the son’ of a halphaios too, in the sense of ‘the hidden’ here, because his father was hanan the hidden!

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.91) 20 dicembre 2024 12:58

    26. THE REAL GENEALOGY OF JESUS


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Again when i say ‘jesus’ i don’t mean gospel jesus who never existed at all and is an entirely fabricated fictional character. I mean jesus bar saba, fifth and last son of hanan the hidden, youngest brother of john the baptist, judas, james and simon/ simeon. This is NOT saying that jesus bar saba was the historical jesus. There was no such thing as the historical jesus. Jesus bar saba was one of the pieces of the collagework that fictional gospel jesus really is.


    Ancient historian joseph flavius (I century ce) mentions a honi or onias (both mean john in hebrew) ‘the righteous’, stoned to death in 65 bce according to robert eisenman. Eisenman adds that onias the righteous was also called honi the circle drawer. Because he was a shamanistic rainmaker who drew magic circles in the sand and stood inside of them in times of drought until the rain came. Gospel jesus is also pictured as drawing in the ground in the famous ‘cast the first stone’ episode, where the threatened-stoning detail must also have been inspired to the forgers by the manner honi the circle drawer was put to death. Eisenman goes on to say that this onias/ honi the righteous/ honi the circle drawer, stoned 65 bce, fathered another john: hanan the hidden, himself also called the righteous (honi = onias = hanan = john: the complete original hebrew form is johanan). Now hanan the hidden was a rainmaker too. According to eisenman, the talmud says hanan the hidden was the grandson not the son of honi the circle drawer. Which, since the circle drawer was stoned 65 ce, has led some to identify hanan the hidden with john the baptist. But luke says that john the baptist’s father was an old man when he had john, which if true, would better square with hanan the hidden being son not grandson of the circle drawer, in which case hanan cannot have been born any later than 64 bce. John the baptist must have been born around the year 0 (the traditional date for the birth of ‘jesus’) because he died c. 36/37 ce, and he cannot have been old when he died if he was leading a desert-dwelling life and founding what amounted to a guerrilla group: the nasri: the real early christians.


    Anyway regardless of whether hanan the hidden was john the baptist himself or his father, the overall genealogy of this real jesus is as follows:


    ONIAS THE RIGHTEOUS (a title that will be inherited by his grandson james the just) = HONI THE CIRCLE DRAWER: stoned to death in 65 bce (eisenman, james 1997, p.386)


    HANAN THE HIDDEN (onias’ son or grandson), rainmaker


    5 BAR SABA (= sons of the rainmaker) brothers:


    1. JOHN THE BAPTIST (dies 36/37 ce)

    2. JAMES (dies 62 ce)

    3. JUDAS (dies c. 45 ce)

    4. SIMON / SIMEON (dies 105/106 ce)

    5. JESUS (dies 66/67 ce)

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.200) 21 dicembre 2024 13:48


    27. ENTER THE ROMANS


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Flavius continues the jesus story at bellum iudaicum III.9.7.450 ff : here jesus bar sapphia becomes bar saphat but it’s always the same jesus barsappha/barsabba/ barabbas (that is, our bar saba) in charge of defending galilee against the incoming roman army and jewish turncoats the likes of flavius himself. Who graciously says here that jesus commanded a band of brigands - today they’d say terrorists... that is patriots freedom fighters. Mind you: I do not sympathize with them for the most part: I hate all imperialisms and therefore I hate the romans, but i also hate all religious fundamentalisms and if jesus bar sappha had won we would now have a world-wide ayatollah iran...or orthodox israel. God forbid.


    Roman general soon-to-become-emperor vespasianus with his son and fellow jew-butcherer titus arrives near tiberias and proceeds to lay siege and build camps. First he sends out officer valerianus and 50 horsemen to parley with jesus’ patriots who not only won’t surrender but led by jesus proceed to attack valerianus forcing the romans to flee but then just before the bulk of the romans somehow manage to enter tiberias jesus and his men flee to nearby tarichaeae also on the lake. Now flavius informs us that both tiberias and tarichaeae lay at the feet of mountains - just like we know from the gospels’ mount sermons of the doctored jesus...


    And here comes the whole real story about boats on the lake and fishermen who become fishers of men. the inhabitants of tarichaeae who evidently sided with jesus had readied a number of large boats on the adjoining lake both for the purpose of fleeing if things turned nasty and of fighting a possible sea battle against the romans or pelt the romans from the lake that the jews call sea. So the romans start building their siege camp for tarichaeae but bold jesus’ guerrillas assail them with hit-and-run guerrilla tactics. A group of jewish fighters fights from the boats another from the plain in front of the city. The former have no fear of sinking like gospel simon... Instead it’s the romans who dread the fury of the jews and titus has to rebuke his own - which in the gospel lie becomes jesus rebuking simon and the others for their lack of faith.


    Eventually the jews on the plain have to flee and others try desperately to join the fighters already on the boats. Which in gospel misrepresentation becomes the storm that threatens to sink simon peter’s boat... The romans capture tarichaeae. Resistance continues on the lake. Jesus and his men flee thru the plain says joseph flavius so at this point they drop off our radar screen. Vespasian joins titus in tarichaeae and congratulates his son on the slaughter and orders that someone be put to death.


    This is an all-important point because here you would expect the account of the capture and crucifixion of jesus - the punishment romans meted out to rebels. Instead all manuscripts that handed down flavius’ bellum iudaicum to us feature a gap here so we don’t know the name or names of those vespasian orders put to death! Coincidence? – I’d rather say deliberate erasure on the part of later church rewriters who kept the flavius manuscripts under lock and key for centuries.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.140) 22 dicembre 2024 12:44

    28. LACUNA


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    The technical term for a gap in a manuscript is lacuna. At joseph flavius jewish war III.10.6.505 there’s a lacuna just where we may have expected to read jesus’ name as the chief crucified by the romans for rebellion after the capture of tarichaeae on the lake of galilee. But the church daddies would not let us realize who their false jesus really was mostly based on so they likely erased this bit. Also notice here how this is the only lacuna in the entire bellum judaicum book! If i’m not mistaken. I mean, other bits of the original were edited out by church daddies, but the gaps were ‘closed’ in the extant manuscripts. See eisenman, james the brother of jesus, faber & faber 1997, p. 234. Whereas here there’s a gap.


    Anyway it’s pretty obvious just whose name is missing here and how the real jesus was put to death - romans always crucified rebels except when they were roman citizens in which case they did them the favor of just beheading them thus cutting their suffering short (john the baptist and his bro judas/theudas owed their being beheaded instead of crucified not to roman citizenship but to execution by herodian kings). And since tarichaeae lay at the feet of a mountain it is likely the lacuna also told us that jesus was crucified on the mountain for all to see the macabre terroristic deterrent spectacle of what end awaited those who dared defy rome almighty...


  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.233) 23 dicembre 2024 12:55


    29. FISHERMEN


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    It’s not over yet because a bunch of heroic jihadist patriots are still resisting on the boats on the lake. And their credo is no surrender. So vespasian orders rafts built to attack the lakeborne rebels. Around the lake of tiberias/galilee/ gennezareth there was plenty of logging to be done so the job is quickly carried thru by the roman army’s many carpenters.

    Flavius now informs us that the lake was rich in fish and that’s where the gospel lie of jesus’ disciples/ apostles as fishermen with boats originates.


    By now you will have started to grasp the modus operandi of those mischievous westernized proroman gospel fabricators: they took bits and pieces of underlying truth from joseph flavius’ book and rewrote the story turning the fighting jesus into a meek nonviolent poor guy only intent on healing the sick and chasing demons... and multiplying loaves and fish for mass picnics on lake gennezareth. What a sick twist. Therefore jesus son of sappha high priest in jerusalem sent to galilee to fight the romans there becomes a little ‘paul’ recommending to pay the roman tax refusing which was the very reason the war and the real jesus’ desperate fight were all about.

    Now the romans having built powerful rafts and packed them with legionaries proceed to slaughter the boatborne jews despite the latter’s heroic resistance. Flavius depicts dramatically this epic scene of sinking boats and dying jews and lake reddening with their blood which the gospels turn into jesus walking on the water when in fact it was the romans who walked on the water aboard their rafts and the jews who did the same having tied all the boats together so as to form a blockade and were probably jumping from one to the other. And it wasn’t simon who was afraid of sinking in a storm but real jews who sank with their boats and drowned ...


    None of them got out alive.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.201) 24 dicembre 2024 17:01

    30. FISHERS OF MEN


    And now the gospel story of the fishermen called on by “jesus” to become apostles and fishers of men in the spiritual sense for afterworldly purposes. The real jesus story in flavius ends much more graphically: the romans having butchered all the jewish partisans on the boats, the lake got filled with corpses and since it was still summer soon a terrible stench filled the air : boat wreckage and many of the dead were washed ashore and the rot soon became overwhelmingly sickening. So when the gospel rewriters/overwriters edify us with the saying of the falsified jesus that now “peter” and “andrew” etc were to follow him and become fishers of men what else could it be a distortion if not of the tragic fact that there certainly being real fishermen on the lake which was so rich in various fish those real fishermen in the aftermath of the battle went about their daily fishing but since there were so many corpses in the lake some of those who hadn’t been washed ashore yet ended up getting stuck in the nets of the fishermen who thus became fishers of (dead) men whereas in the gospel lie it’s simon & co who prompted by jesus set off for work and their haul is so good they can hardly pull it up on board without sinking !


    What a sick sadistic twist - what fun must it have been for the imperial gospel forgers to turn the slaughter into fishing exploits and the dead into fish!


    Another explanation or one that could coexist with the first is that the romans on the rafts may have included retiarii for hand-to-hand fighting – the fighters with nets that they cast on the enemies to ensnare them and thus capture or butcher them more easily.


    Yes i’m aware that the fishers-of-men imagery is also derived from jeremiah 16:16 - but i think the old testament inspiration here may mesh with the rewriting/overwriting of history.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.129) 25 dicembre 2024 12:45

    31. SIMON SON OF GIORA AND THE JERUSALEM SCENARIO


    by Aleth

    2005-2019



    Now to the the source for the part of the gospel lie that deals with jerusalem.

    Did gospel “jesus” really exist?

    No.
    The real jesus was jesus bar sappha described above - as far as the galilee and (most likely) the crucifixion scenarios in the gospel lie are concerned. But that is only one piece of the puzzle.

    Again : there is no such thing as historical jesus. Gospel jesus is collage work, is total and utter fiction.


    The second mosaic tessera was simon : a violent theo-com(munist) antiroman patriot who thought his god would make him rex judaeorum and help him drive the romans out of palestine. This simon was turned into/overwritten/rewritten as gospel jesus as far as the jerusalem scenario in the gospel lie is concerned. The romans erased jerusalem off the map and murdered him.


    What further exposes gospel jesus as a lie is that at the time - a time of massive antiroman unrest in palestine - a proroman jewish messiah as gospel jesus is pictured to have been would never have enjoyed popularity and would never ever have been targeted by the proroman jewish priestly establishments or crucified by the romans - because he would have been their ally.


    Having thus established that gospel jesus is a fabrication how was this fabrication achieved? Sheer invention? No - the method was rather conflation of real people and events of first-century palestine but totally reversed and distorted to skew and falsify history in portraying violent jewish revolutionaries as meek proroman tax-paying asskissers.


    Gospel jesus being a collage of different characters from the messianic era in jewish palestine of the I century ce is also based on the very real simon bar giora (jair) reversed and deformed into a proroman idiot. Carefully read the book bellum iudaicum - war against the jews
     by joseph flavius jewish turncoat who betrayed the antiroman movement and switched sides. The war in question happened between 66 and 70 ce with some fighting lasting into 73. It was a horrible slaughter which ended with future emperor titus erasing jerusalem off the map after a long siege and the romans capturing the revolutionary resistance leader simon bar giora - simon son of giora - bringing him to rome for display in titus’ and his father vespasianus’ triumphal parade and then executing him in the infamous tullianum jail/death chamber at the foot of capitol hill.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.19) 27 dicembre 2024 13:56

    32. THE REAL “RESURRECTION”


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Grab your joseph flavius jewish war VII.2.2. The romans have entered jerusalem erased it to the ground and slaughtered most everyone and looted whatever they’ve found. Resistance commander simon had been hiding in a secret subterranean tunnel with his most trusted friends and a bunch of stonecutters with the aim of continuing to mine the gallery so as to find an opening onto some safe spot whence they might escape the romans. But they soon gave up hope because they’d almost run out of food and made little headway in the excavation. So simon “put on white tunics and a purple cloak over them and came out of the ground where the temple had stood”. Doesn’t it sound like the real underlying model for the gospel fabricators who twisted it into the resurrection of “jesus”? :

    1. in the gospels we find the same element of jesus’ tomb carved - newly carved - in rock

    2. when jesus resurrects he appears to some in white shining clothes/light

    3. when jesus is arrested and tortured his tormentors clothe him in a mock-kingly purple mantel

    4. both the real simon and the forged jesus “resurrect” by coming out of the ground and from the carved rock

    5. the simon of history resurfaces where the temple had stood – hadn’t gospel jesus prophesied he would rebuild the temple in 3 days alluding to the temple of his body? Well when the real simon resurfaces a few days had passed since the romans had occupied jerusalem and thereby destroyed the temple

    6. those who first saw simon in joseph flavius were paralyzed by fear just like the first people to whom “jesus” appeared in the gospels right after resurrecting

    7. in joseph after the initial surprise those who first saw simon - without recognizing him - presumably roman soldiers patrolling the temple ruins run to their commander just like in the gospels the women to whom jesus appeared run to the apostles

    8. simon had wanted to be king of the jews messianic king in the maccabean priestly-king tradition and the garment of such kings was the purple cloak whereas the white tunics were the garments of priests and militant daily-bathing sect members such as john the baptist essenes etc.


    Enough “coincidences” folks?

    Wait I´m not done yet.


  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.152) 28 dicembre 2024 13:04

    33. SIMON IS JESUS IS PETER


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Simon gets arrested but not killed on the spot because titus wants the time-honored exhibiting the vanquished enemy in rome at his triumphal gala parade. So simon is chained and brought to titus in caesarea on the sea a town on the coast of palestine.


    Just like in acts of the apostles simon peter gets arrested and chained and in a separate episode ends up in caesarea...


    Poor patriot simon bar giora ends up in rome (again just like “saint peter”) and gets paraded in the triumphalis pompa amongst 700 other prisoners - a veritable via crucis without a cross - and then the compassionate-conservative romans tie a rope around his neck and drag him like an animal along the last stretch of road “among abuse and beatings” (sounds familiar from jesus’ arrest in the gospels?) to the tullianum death chamber near the forum where they put him to death.


    Pious christian lore has it that "saint peter" came to rome was arrested and thrown into the very same tullianum prison - only variation being his having been crucified upside down instead of the customary strangling in the tullianum reserved for enemy chiefs such as vercingetorix jugurtha and the like.


    Even the strange position of peter’s alleged crucifixion comes from joseph flavius’ bellum iudaicum V.11.1 : “prompted by hatred and ire the roman soldiers amused themselves by crucifying prisoners in various positions”...


    What I’m saying is that the gospel and extragospel christian mosaicists dissected simon bar giora and used some parts of his story for their "jesus" and others for their "peter" .



  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.130) 29 dicembre 2024 13:43

    34. JUDAS THE BETRAYER


    by Aleth

    2005-2019


    Are you convinced my fellow truth-seekers? Not yet? Wondering if the real jerusalem jesus that is simon bar giora had his own ‘judas the betrayer’?

    Here you go : joseph flavius bellum iudaicum V.13.2 :


    a fellow judas...one of simon’s underlings” with a bunch of men tried to plot against simon and call in the romans but simon discovered the plot captured judas and his traitors killed them and mutilated their corpses (fossile of this is gospel peter cutting off the high priest’s servant’s ear) and cast them down the city walls.


    Should one object that gospel judas hangs himself instead (“matthew” 27:5) let him/her consider this : acts of the apostles 1:18 totally gainsays “matthew” stating that judas “fell face downwards, his entrails gushing out” (in eisenman’s translation) - which looks a lot more similar to the REAL judas’ end in joseph flavius doesn’t it ?

    There never was a ‘judas the betrayer’ of ´jesus´. There was instead a judas bar saba, brother of jesus bar saba. And he never betrayed anyone at all .


    The fictional character ‘judas the betrayer’ was concocted by the gospel forgers by plagiarizing/rewriting/overwriting the unrelated judas of joseph flavius .


    Purpose: obliterating the real judas and his theocommunist, antiroman stance – and delivering him up to perpetual infamy as ‘judas iscariot’, the betrayer.

  • Di Gianni Morra (---.---.---.101) 30 dicembre 2024 14:07

    35. CONCLUSION


    by Aleth

    2005-2019



    Gospel jesus never was.


    Christianity is a lie.


    The gospel lie.


    Aleth


    March 7, 2019

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